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    iMessage send Software 已经结束 left

    ...can not be sent... Then he ignored me, it was very sad,,, I want please help me to modify these 2 procedures, so that they normally run….. Or, if the 2 Software all joke … Then please you make it..again addition:I want to add a apple to send account timing switch function…. Please contact me, thank you, I wish you a happy life Please

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    Create a logo 7 小时 left

    Hello, I need help to create a logo for a community group. It's reference is that of a sorority/fraternity (inside joke). I've mocked up the design direction I'd like to go with.

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    photoshop pictures 已经结束 left

    Im doing a Christmas present for a friend. He has a really old dog that we always joke has been apart of historical events. Im looking for someone who can photoshop a picture of the dog into around 20 photos.

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    Trophy icon English Blog 已经结束 left

    ...from medical part as skin damages either from the beauty side of it is really watch out where u will proceed for a certain procedure cos as we all know that tattoo is not a joke , u can have diseases from this procedures and u can have scars from side of beauty Choosing the right person is a must before offering ur face to anyone! Instead , choose

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    HOJO-ASBESTY 已经结束 left

    Very basic. I have two raster images as referen...have them converted or re-created in Ai as vector-based art with some custom text so that they can be printed on a t-shirt as a gift. These are for personal use as an inside joke. These are both Asbestos warning signs (attached). This is a quick job. The font appears to be part of the Franklin family.

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    Trophy icon Custom Game of Thrones style Sigil! 已经结束 left

    ...Details: ->The polar bear sigil described above should be used in the middle ->The house name should be "HOUSE TOBAL" ->The house motto should be "BRING ME PIE" (this is an inside joke) What I Need: ->A file with just the sigil in vector*, .psd and .jpeg (very high quality) format ->A file with the poster in vector*, .psd and jpeg (very high quality) ...

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    ...Duration of briefing should be between 15-30mins (exclude demo). - Every slides should include a script for the presenter (me). Bonus to have make it fun and include a bit of joke... i will try to read it word for word.... Content should focus on: 1) Quick intro to Cyber Security - Cyber threat landscape, wars are shifting towards cyber (eg. reason

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    Short max 1 minute video 已经结束 left

    I need video which is funny you can use 3d or 2d animation to create a short video. I want it to include a clean joke like advertising for a store saying all the negative things about the store like buy one get one less offer, think about the store before yourself or an airline which says we have 0 percent success rate. Ride us and never come back

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 13. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 14. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    ...edited for the YT Channels you edit for (our clients want this confidential) 13. MUST have met an Alien before and have proof! 14. MUST know which one of these points was a joke ;) We're on a Quest to create an EPIC Dream Team of amazing Editors specifically for YouTubers! We care more about helping creators than our own gain, this work is bigger than

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    Trophy icon I need some Graphic Design 已经结束 left

    I need some artwork d...(standard font set). I have the logos that need to go on the design already made. Examples of such back patches can be found online easily. The second patch design is kind of a joke design for a team member of mine in brazilian jiu jitsu. Basically I want a design of a squirrel in a kimono with "Squirrel BJJ" on the design.

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    video making 已经结束 left

    i want create joke video for my app

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    Edit Couple Of EAs 已经结束 left

    1st EA: What needs to be done: (1) Check if the functionality of look at bull's lows only and look at bear's high only is...plus if a freelancer is capable of communicating VOIP on freelance's website or any free voice apps such as Skype,faceebok, gmail, or whatsapp. "I'm broke and it aint no joke," with only $60 as a budget for this project.

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    Trophy icon Build a logo 已经结束 left

    I need a logo for an annual camping trip that me and my buddies go on every year. As a joke, we loosely refer to ourselves as "The Firm" and the annual camping trip as "The Offsite". This year, the trip is to Asulkan Hut. Attached are two very amateur logos I made using Squarespace software ****** Update: I would like a Sasquatch featured, wearing

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    that's not a joke. i'm a newcomer to python programming and need help structuring it for my project. the script works fine, but the execution of the programming structure is weak. the task is to insert classes and functions and to implement common software development standards. The goal is to simplify the further development for future projects

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    Trophy icon logo for snowmobile club 已经结束 left

    Im in search of a logo for our parody snowmobile club. Our club is...logo I would like Meadow Mulisha and Steamboat springs, Co above and below or around the logo . I would like a image of a snowmobile making a turn in a meadow. This is a fun joke club so I would like the logo to be a bit cheesy. colors im thinking just black and white for the image .

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    Trophy icon A simple GIF image 已经结束 left

    What is needed is an animated GIF showing a female figure of "Death" in a red cloth. The figure is "moving" (i.e. levitating)and cutting off (male huma...face and should reach about 10 centimeters (if real-height) under her shoulders. [Yes I do realize that this definition is very very vague] That's just about it. This is a joke-gift for a friend.

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    ...people who are going to "try it out". No dabblers allowed here. You must be open to getting trained on exactly how our systems and processes work. MUST like having fun and can joke and laugh with the business owers To begin, you must be willing to put a minimum of two hours a day (most work at least 5 hours a day) in on every single weekday. This is a

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    Ras Guiad & Feel Key 已经结束 left

    ...has spun content (and I check before anything is approved anyway) -I will request either a rewrite or it will be outright declined if it doesn't follow the topic at all- no joke! If you do a good job, your rating will reflect excellent writing skills ranking. Wasting my time with spun material or bad writing will result in me blocking you from any future

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    Trophy icon Kapernick Hillary Meme 已经结束 left

    Please take the cross eyed Hillary photo and make it look like the Colin Kapernick Nike Advert by making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the ...making the colour of the photo the same. Please put the text to the left hand side of Hillary's cross eyed face but also repeat it twice because she is cross eyed. This is the joke of the Meme :-)

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    [URGENT] The Copy Test 已经结束 left

    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    Trophy icon Company logo design 已经结束 left

    I would like to have a logo designed for my company. We are a Flo...are a Florida based construction company that specializes in home rehabilitation and remodeling. The name of our company is PLSH, LLC. The acronym for PLSH was originally a joke but customers love it. PLSH Stands for Perfect Little Shit Hole. Please feel free to ask any questions

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    I need translate game texts to Chinese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files).

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    I need translate in-game text to Japanese, possible with comic/joke meaning. I have about 1200 words to work on (xlsx and txt files). Here is document with all text: [登录来查看链接]

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    Photoshop Eagle 已经结束 left

    I need someone to photoshop two people riding on an eagle. It's an inside joke with friends, so it wont require much detail, just need it quickly.

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    Trophy icon Design a Logo 已经结束 left

    I planning on starting a music promotion business with the name Mojo and Bob I have a dog named Mojo (see attached pictures). We joke about getting another dog named Bob but we never will so Bob is really an idea or a secret dog friend for Mojo. It feels like it could be a fun name as in Mojo and Bob Present - Trampled By Turtles or Mojo and Bob

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    ...in a clearly readable font. The author's name is not very important and can be small. You'll notice there's a speech bubble coming from the author's name. This is an inside joke for my fans. Please incorporate it somewhere in the design - it doesn't necessarily have to be with the author's name but it makes sense if it is. I hope that's enough to go

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    ...file and also in vector for clothing prints. we are looking for all kinds of images, slogans,sayings, latest trends etc, categories could be anything, but child designs, funny joke texts, images of popular current trends. we don't want images that are copied , or under copyright elsewhere, this would be ongoing, so we would rehire any freelancer on an

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    Looking for original jokes, suitable for all ages. The jokes can not rely on word play/puns (as they will be translated into other languages). Jokes should be short, 1-3 lines. These will be used in a mobile game, to make fun of the various characters. Looking for 3 jokes that make fun of each of the below animals : cat dog rabbit hamster guinea pig This is a total of 3x5=15 short jokes.

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    ...can draw inspiration from- 1. Tushie temp. This is an inside joke where she checks my tushie temperature at night because I tend to get very hot. I usually respond tushie temp at critical level , and then she fans my tushie till tushie temp stabilizes. 2. Jaffar/Giraffe. Inside Joke where she got jaffar from alladin and a giraffe confused, when

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    Copy Test Due Asap 已经结束 left

    ...could be our newest Copywriter. Please take the test and find out if you have what it takes to join us! 1. Erectile dysfunction: misery-inducing medical condition or party-joke punch-line? Discuss (in 100 words or less). 2. Find, draw, or otherwise create an image that represents HIV/AIDS. In no more than 10 words, tell us why you chose this image

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    challenge prank 已经结束 left

    Hey there I'm Justin. I'm looking for someone who will make a video reviewing and reacting to my friends YouTube channel and ...videos, but roasting him and criticising him, but make it like a skit where you are completely overreacting and pretending you feel sick whilst watching it, he'll know its a joke its OK, it's the sort of thing he'll find funn

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    C++ Replace Software 已经结束 left

    I need a C++ program that makes it so on my computer if I visit [登录来查看链接] on any browser it will take me to [登录来查看链接] I am planning a joke on a coworker and have minor c++ skills but not what is necessary to complete this project.

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    ...size(width) and insert text "search question/review/poll" 7. Three buttons are there Ask a Question - this is fine Write a Review - make it like ask a question (Form) Post a joke - make it like ask a question (form) add create a poll button (and allow people to create a poll easily and share it on social media) make them like should be login to post/create

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    Hi-Res Affirmation Poster 已经结束 left

    I need someone to make an aesthetically pleasing (think new-age minimalist font) image that I can print/use that contains the phrase "See, the power of the mind is not a joke." with an illustration of a brain somewhere on it.

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    ...blog I'm creating. The name of it is "Not Dot Com, Dot Net" and the website is [登录来查看链接] The email address I'll be using is atatat@[登录来查看链接] It's a dumb joke to launch a lot of dumb ideas, but the crux of it is it's pretty terrible when you say it out loud. "You're listening to not dot com, dot net. You can find us online at not

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    Hello freelancers... Listen carefully. I'm offering $2/500 words writing and $1/500 words rewriting. I'm not here to joke. Work has to pass copyscape 100% and be creative. I will ask for a sample before awarding. Successful candidate gets longterm work. This project is for 50-100 articles and I dont need excuses at all serious bids only. Awarding shortly

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    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. I need a well designed animated video maker app.

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    Trophy icon Mailchimp weekly professional design 已经结束 left

    ...for fortnightly or weekly mailchimp designer for our existing customers to 'be in there face' showcasing the products and items on special, we have an idea of adding a little joke in the design as part of it giving it some more substance to the customers. We're looking for: *Professional *Bright what we sell: Toner & Ink, A3/A4 Office Printers &

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    Trophy icon Create T-shirt designs 已经结束 left

    We are looking for some shirt designs. We are a smokehouse and we are wanting to do up some shirts with cool designs as well as bbq puns and dad joke type stuff. We have two different logos that can be incorporated if possible but dont need to be the feature, Its all about the design.

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    Trophy icon Design a bookcover 已经结束 left

    Design a bookcover for...cover should include the sub-title: An American's Guide to Visiting the UK The images should represent London, or any aspect of Britain The book should NOT appear to be a joke. Files: PSD please, so that I can manipulate the text if needed. The cover should appear as a normal travel guide, like Michelin or Froder's.

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    I need someone to make a look-a-like logo for a joke t-shirt.

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    SEO PROJECT 已经结束 left

    We are looking for dedicated SEO professionals to work on our domain. We need SERIOUS experts not newbies who will just joke around Read attached document for details

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    Create a business logo 已经结束 left

    I want to design a business logo for my business cards. It should advertise my company "Living Joke Entertainment" and my brand "Nice Guy, Nasty". You see I am a Stand Up Comic and I practice a new, particular, unique style of Comedy that I call "Nice Guy, Nasty". The idea is I appear on stage plain, ordinary and I appear as just an average, everyday

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    To develop a Joke App in 3 days

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    Trophy icon weekly email mail chimp page design 已经结束 left

    we're sending weekly emails via mail chimp, the content of the email is 1. 1 or 2 or 3 specials of the week (either on Office printers or Toner & Ink) 2. a 'Joke' of the week 3. some interesting information about printers and photocopiers like a guide or standard info I'm looking to hire someone long term with a 'nice' taste, has to be professional

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    Mobile development 已经结束 left

    I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built. A professional looking android app with admin panel I want a joke app with Admin panel 1 banner in app Basic app logo Ui Admob integration Social media link And share option Budget of all :900rs only

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    Offline Joke App 已经结束 left

    I need an Android app. I already have a design f...need an Android app. I already have a design for it, I just need it to be built. i need a joke app to bulid and i will tell you about its design and also it will need to have a lot of Jokes and Catogary. it need to have a favourite options, copy options and share joke option mine budget is fix 500 INR

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    Trophy icon Cartoon for Joke 已经结束 left

    We are an american football league and we are looking for a fun/funny cartoon drawing/illustration to go with our joke. Please design a simple fun/funny drawing/cartoon based on the following joke: Q: What did the american football coach say to the broken candy vending machine? A: Give me my quarterback! Perhaps a drawing of an american football

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