Celebrity Chef Matthew satirical Twitter updates

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Celebrity Chef Matthew is a fictional chef, a satirical take on celebrity and pop culture. The character is delusional, jealous, competitive, funny, smart, and more focused on getting famous than cooking food. The goal is for him to be the chef version of Stephen Colbert - so obviously wrong that he's likable and endearing. He loves to "diss" other celeb chefs, talk about his constant jet-setting around the world, and generally talk about himself as the BEST EVER. (I guess a general understanding of cooking is a needed, but not everything Chef Matthew does is about food.)

The chef has almost 5000 Twitter followers now, and I've written over 1000 tweets. I'm looking to have some back up tweets that I can pull out when I don't have the time to update his activities properly. Generally I take a quick idea (having a photo shoot for the cover of a food magazine, brainstorming new restaurant ideas, etc.) and do between 5 to 10 tweets a day, although sometimes many more. I can program all of the tweets in advance, so time of day doesn't matter. Note that generally I get the most responses between 10 AM and 3 PM Central time.

The deliverable would be pretty straight-forward = the individual tweet (max. 140 characters) plus what time of day the tweet would go out. I can only do updates every five minutes (12:00, 12:05, 12:10), so be cognizant of that. That being said, I'm looking for two weeks worth of tweets for Celebrity Chef Matthew. Make them funny, smart, satirical, creative, pushing the envelope - I'm open to most things that stay true to the character. Two weeks would be a minimum of 70 tweets (5 per day) but of course more would be welcome if the mini-story/idea needs more.

Quick recap: looking two weeks of funny, satirical tweets (70 total minimum) + time of day the tweet would go out for Celebrity Chef Matthew.

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BigTex34

Hi. I will send my details and samples via PM. Thank you.

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bldysnw

Read the bid, sounds like amazing fun! It's the sort of work I could sink my teeth in to!

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nomannawaz

I am a hard-working, reliable, detail-oriented freelance copywriter. I can provide witty, well-written copy quickly and am looking for a fun, challenging assignment just like this one.

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Clemenson

ChefMatthew - I want to tweet about fantasy celebrity chef battles, Super-Sized Puffed Wheat and Potato Popciles, Ron Paul and Alton Brown's fau paux.

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littlemissmel23

I will provide excellent wit, fun and creativity if you choose me.

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wgardner13

This sounds like a great idea...I'd be more than willing to provide you with some witty tweets. Hit me up so we can move forward.

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GeekPye

I'm a neurotic chef of 15 years as well as a live entertainer for twelve. I've learned that common sense is the one thing you have to get rid of in order to survive others. I'm very interested in the job, but I could 更多

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SgavinR

Having worked in a kitchen i know what chefs are like; they're all a bunch of wine sniffing, plate throwing big-heads...hence the fact that their caps are so tall! I am generally a comedy writer, so can have 70 humo 更多

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ShannonS

I am a writer and a pastry chef so this is right up my alley :-)

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