A funny comic needs some innovations in storyline

We have a comic called Savage Beanny M which is going to be integrated into an Apple App. We think the style and pattern of the drawing is cool and cute, but the script, which is not written in English, may cause some misunderstandings to western culture if directly translated into English. We have tried a version of translation but failed. So we hope someone could redesign an interesting storyline with a whole new set of scripts based on the drawing. Requirements: 1. Be fond of comics and capable of creating interesting small stories. 2. Very good at English writing and have a excellent command of western humorous slang. 3. All the popular and hot topics regarding to current events, fashion, entertainment that you consider to be interesting can be added to the comic content. 4. You can ignore the original storyline and add or delete any dialogs/scripts at anywhere you want, we will help create or delete dialog box. But besides the storyline, nothing is allowed to change regarding the drawing. Here is a simple description of the comic and you can find some samples in the attachments: The comic depicts a series of fancy and funny stories of a fictional savage family in a prehistory world. The leading character is a savage child called Beanny M. Many of the jokes in the series stem from Beanny and his friends' occasionally weird, unnatural and inappropriate thoughts and behaviors. It is a series comic story and this is only one episode for you. More and more comic books are being collected. So there is gonna be a long-term cooperation between us in the future.