Design a Logo

I need a designer who is not planning on losing their internet connection or going to the hospital or any of the other excuses that so many use for not staying on task once a project is started. i do not want to fill out a lengthy form, I have explained as much as I can about what I want right here and have even included samples of what I like. You must have enough command of English to understand my instructions completely. Don't just send me your standard form telling me that you "have read and understand my requirements"...give me a real indication that you have read this with some specific feedback so t hat I will know that you have a grasp on my actual project. The logo: The first word is Zip and the other word is Tan. Here are a couple of ideas I like: [login to view URL] I will definitely accept bids over $30 dollars but this is not a wealthy client. I need an energetic, somehow exciting logo. I need three or four strong concepts... I would like at least one concept showing motion with the letter "Z" or the whole word I would like at least one concept showing a sun and the name. I would like at least one concept showing a sexy female figure. I would like at least one concept showing a sun and a properly rendered female figure (sexy)