Hi, thanks for taking the time to read my bid.
Coming up with a creative bid on the fly isn't easy, but here's my top 10 list of reasons why you SHOULDN'T hire me.
Don't hire me if:
1) You're looking for a layabout - I have an extensive professional background including roles as a project manager, workflow advisor, and business consultant. I'm hardworking and diligent
2) You want someone one-dimensional - I have a wide range of interests, from history to current events and sports to technology, meaning I am comfortable discussing a number of topics.
3) You don't care about spelling and grammar - I do. I'm a native English speaker and my work is always properly edited
4) You're OK with rewrites of other articles - I produce 100% original, plagiarism-free work
5) You're looking for 'quick and dirty' - I'm a fast worker, but I also take pride in my work. I'm not looking to churn out a bunch of mediocre content, and I'm not looking for projects which have timeframes which require me to compromise on quality.
6) You're expecting a top 10 list - because that's too much of a cliche and besides, I've run out of space.
I hope my bid meets your requirements and I look forward to hearing from you.
Kind Regards
Jarrad