Design a Website Mockup

Are you online NOW , do you have a few designs in your portfolio ? .. ok then lets talk , no messing straight to it I need a designer to work NOW for few hours and produce results.. Not a design team 'manager' who will allocate the work to a third party and then tell me it will start tommorow. NOW or never please. Ready? start bidding... Also.. I should point out I have had hundreds of sites designed and I do know how long they take, consider this when bidding I wont be ripped off I pay for a job well done in a sensible time frame.