Smarty Templates website - Import blogs to wordpress

Ok coders. Here's the deal. We have a website that was created with Smarty Templates and it has a blog attached to it. It would seem that the blog is using some module or plugin, but I have no idea what it is. I need a program written where we can give you the mySQL file and you will output a perfect XML file that we will import to wordpress. There are numerous TOP level categories, Second Leve, Third Level, Etc. Categories. The resulting import to our site must be perfect with the categories and taxonomies in place. There are over 10,000 blog posts so we cannot do this entry by hand. I am attaching the Smarty PHP file for the blog page, and the RSS file (that currently does not work) in hopes that it will give you some input into how this was setup. I'm usually pretty handy with wordpress, but this one is blowing me away. The SQL database is over 50mb, so I will need to send it to you separately, somehow. The end result MUST look exactly as the Smarty Template pages. Let the bidding begin. PLEASE do not bid if you don't understand what I'm asking, here. This is a very urgent project, and unfortunately the client does not pay milestones. However, you have my personal guarantee that you will be paid for the work if we are 100% satisfied with the result. If you have made it this far, please bid and include the words "Smarty Templates are the worst" in your bid. Also, do not send me a list of websites you have created. I want to know that you can create a program that will extract data from a mySQL database and put it into the format I need. We have 1 day to complete the project.