Me: *have scratches on my hand*
Teacher: *sees the scars*
Also Teacher: Sol, are you alright? Did you hurt yourself?
Me: Actually, no.
Teacher: Who did this to you?
Me: Please don't tell my parents...
Teacher: I can't do that, you shouldn't keep this to yourself.
Me: I love him...
Teacher: If he loves you, he wouldn't have done that.
Me: It's different.
Teacher: I'm calling your parents.
Me: Nooo!
Teacher: Tell me his name.
Me: Fine, his name is Raz...but please teacher, don't tell my parents.
Teacher: *dials parents and tells them what happened*
Teacher again: Unbelievable! It's just a cat for goodness sake!
Me: Well, what can I say, I love him!
That's my attempt at a skit. ? I'll make a better joke, I promise!