## BIO
<font class="Apple-style-span" face= "arial, helvetica, sans-serif">I've never tried these freelance sites before, but I've heard they really work, and that's great for me.
I'm a hard worker, I believe in getting a job done. But, I've never been any good at commutes, daily time clock punching or dealing with people in person. This has made my financial life distressing.
I am experienced in software development, some forms of digital art and design, and various forms of writing. I am mostly self-taught because that same dislike of being in public or around people made school unpleasant for me as well.
If I say I am capable of doing a job, then I will stand by it. If I can't, I'll just say so and retract a bid if one exists.
At least I'm being honest.</font>
## Area of Expertise
I can write:
SEO
Blogs
Creative Short Stories
Sales Pitches
Website Content
Technical Documents (if I understand the subject)
Probably other things I can't quickly think of and categorize.
I can do art:
Logo Design
Photo Manipulation
Video Manipulation
Animation (limited, flash-based)
Vectorizations
Coloring (Limited, my tablet's snippy)
I can program:
For any distribution of Windows -
Desktop software of any shape or form
Possibly 2D Gaming Concepts (limited experience)
These may also be available for Linux or Mac, if Mono is cooperative. I haven't had the opportunity to test this, because I don't use Linux or Macs at all.
Flash -
Web applets
Game concepts (2D)
Probably Other Things
Web -
I have a good knowledge of PHP but have had little chance to use it.
Same for JS and ASP.Net
I also have a good understanding of audio and video editing software.
I can't do this:
3D Modeling
3D Programming
Trigonometry
Play any instruments
Wiggle my ears (but I guess that's irrelevant)
I also speak decent Spanish, but probably not well enough to be a translator.
