When I saw your job post, I thought to myself: "this is the job for me!"
I understand that you are looking for a kickass Virtual Assistant who can proficiently handle Excel work. I am confident that I can efficiently deliver accurate and organized work before deadlines are up. I can start immediately. I am amenable to a Skype interview.
I am also proficient with the MS Office Suite (for your Excel requirements) and Google Apps (for your Spreadsheets needs). I have abiding and concurrent interests in research, data entry, and a philosophy of continuous change. Starting to sound a lot like your job description? That is not a coincidence, nor is it a put-on; you are advertising my dream job.
My work setup is a Surface Pro 3 with a minimum of 7mbps broadband connection which is truly adequate for working online.
Give me a chance and I will show you just how reliable I can be. I am accurate, detail-oriented, and exactly what you need.