DMOZ Listing

I need a guaranteed DMOZ listing for a home furnishings website. I do not want a directory submission into DMOZ, I can do that myself; I need somebody who is already an editor on the [login to view URL] website. The category can be anything related to collectibles/ handmade/ toys/ dolls/ souvenirs/ jewelry. Please let me know which category you are an editor for and I'll let you know if I'm interested. Please send me a message with "I'm a DMOZ editor" in the subject if you're interested and if you are a DMOZ editor in a Homes and Gardens category. Thank you! The website has been established for 9 years. I will pay once the DMOZ listing has been active for 45 days.