Need 2 articles (500+ words for each) in 4 hours

Hi! I am interested to work on this project. Have experience of writing technical, scientific and general articles. Agree to the terms and conditions given by you. Regards.

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Hello! I've got 2 NEW satire stories just written (ready), if needed - I'll sell them to You ===================================================== How to have your wear washed using a cat? 6.00 am. The cat has come to my bed. Too early to do anything. Let’s have some sleep. 6.20 am. The cat has broken a vase. I won’t get up. 8.00 am. Ok, What do you want from me? Meow, what’s wrong? Ok, get out (opening the window) 9.00 am. Getting up again 10.00 am. Enough of internet. I’ve got to have my vesture cleaned. 10.55 am. I said get up! No more facebook! 11.33 am. I’m hungry. I’ve gotta close the browser. One more message. No, I’ve got to resist! “I’m gonna have a meal. I’ll be back soon” – sure, I won’t! 12 pm. At last. Microwave owen is so slow to make the food warm… Shall I eat that cool? 12.12 pm. Ok, It was worth warming. [feeding the cat with a piece of chicken]. Howdy? Hungry? Ok, another piece. 1 pm. [about that] Internet again. Posting “I’m gonna get my f-in’ cloth to the laundry”, posted 3 hours ago. 5 likes. Not bad! 1.20 pm – the 6th like! Well don’t. I’m gonna get it to the wash! Hey, Meow, let’s get my cloth prepared. Hey, You! I said come on and help me! 1.43 pm Catching that furry bastard. He was the one, who jumped onto the table and spilt the mustard. Now, I’ve gotta wash this T-shirt too. 1.55 pm. Washing the cat. Shall I go to the washing today? 2.20 pm. These trousers are too clean to be washed… These jeans I’ll wear tomorrow. This shirt is for today, isn’t

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