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Two fax modems internet, six usb connections, bluetooth storage drives, capable of multi internet lines (5), all intergrated. Six input/mic, montitor connection, 6 output/headphone (s), movie maker software, camera photo storage drive x3, rechargable battery connection input, skype plus web cam, projector connection x2, window operating system, mac operating system, drive partition option, software design for dual cd burner connection ultilizing standard input and output sources. Bluetooth, access to load operating system on partition drives. (Intergrated all). Funnel to single screen operation with multi window operation. Wi fi x5 (intergrated) to entire system. Qwerty (led) keyboard, remote mouse and usb mouse. Three hour plus battery life ac/dc power, inboard dual speaker system standard, generated accessive memory plus upgrade memory plus upgrade memory option for software designed for system intergrated with project.