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投标前请务必仔细阅读以下的内容， 并且附上 100 字左右的中文个人简介。 【 工作要求 】 我们已经有一套既定的文案模式， 是透过全面市场分析后所拟定的， 只要跟着我们的步骤和指示完成文案就好。 在写作上，你并不需要十分精通中文， 更不需要天花乱坠的用词， 只需要擅长写广告，文笔简单直白、富有创意， 即使是同一个产品，也懂得用上万种的题材切入，吸引客户的目光，领导他们阅读文案。 【 酬劳 】 我们的酬劳将在彼此取得一定的信任和合作默契以后提高至 35% - 50%， 目前 10,000 字是 10 美元，分为 10 个篇幅，每篇幅度只需 1,000 字左右。 每周至少需要 30 篇，多劳多得。 如果你具备这些要求，也接纳目前的酬劳数额，欢迎随时投标，谢谢。

I need to find a great writer. The abilities he/she must possess are: 1. Proficient in SEO related knowledge 2. Have many years of writing experience 3. Must speak English and Russian (or only Russian), and can write Russian articles 4. Research on topics/themes 5. Need to be familiar with every product of our company. Need to know the functions and features of each product, and under what circumstances the product will be used. You need to clearly know how each product is used, and you can write out the operating steps. What I can provide: 1. Order at least 5 articles per month 2. 20-25$ per article of 1200-1500 words 3. Provide article structure, keywords, and articles on similar topics for your reference If you meet the above conditions, please actively communicate with me, I am ...

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【工作内容】主要负责国外大学的学术essay，report，需了解国外大学的论文格式，文献格式，以及注释；有写原创essay，report经验。长期从事英文写作文章，且全英文写作能力强，能够独立查找文献资料，能独立完成文章写任务。学历要求硕士及以上，优秀的本科也可，欢迎海外归来及优秀在读留学生。

Hello, for my web-project I ma seraching a native Chinese speaker & writer, who can write me texts for the website 生日祝福语 (Birthday greetings). I need that you undrestand good english to be able to understand your tasks, with attachment. Then I need that all texts (35 birthday wishes second my instructions) are written in SIMPLIFIED CHINESE CHARACTERS. PLease, read really cerfully my instructions, thank you

i am looking for Chinese writer for my website in simplified word. Around 50-60 words for 1 video. 50 video to be done at the moment. Content need to be fresh. Long term job. prefer somebody who is chinese educated waiting for your bid.

Hello, for my web-project I ma seraching a native Chinese speaker & writer, who can write me texts for the website 生日祝福语 (Birthday greetings). I need that you undrestand good english to be able to undrestand your tasks, viz attechment. Than I need that all texts (all together 9 introduction texts) are written in SIMPLIFIED CHINESE CHARACTERS. I will need from you 1 text for home page, 3 texts for directory pages and 5 introduction texts. PLease, read very cerefully my instructions!!

我们是一家渲染农场，现在需要一个writer，每个月固定撰写一些关于CG行业相关的文章，并给到一定的报酬。

Following is the format and structure of the requirement 论文计划书要求 开题报告 第一章 绪论(20%) -前言Pendahuluan -研究背景Latar belakang kajian -问题提出Pernyataan masalah -研究思路Kerangka Konseptual -研究目的(最多3项)Objektif kajian – (maksimum 3 objektif) -研究问题(3至5项)Soalan kajian – (antara 3 – 5 persoalan) -研究的重要性Kepentingan kajian -研究范围Batasan kajian -变量的表述Definisi pembolehubah -小结Rumusan 第二章 文献回顾(10%) -前言Pendahuluan -理论与相关概念Teori dan konsep berkaitan -过往研究Kajian-kajian lepas -小结Rumusan 第三章 研究方法(10%) -前言Pendahuluan -研究设计Rekabentuk kajian -采样(研究对象)Persampelan -研究工具Instrument kajian -数据分析(描述性)Anali...

...seeking a professional designer to create a business flyer. The main aim of this flyer is to promote my "Now Hiring" campaign, which will ultimately fill a role in my company. This position is initially a Part Time role, with the potential to transition to Full Time - however, the exact duration of the part-time role will vary. Key Points: - The flyer should be visually appealing, conveying a sense of professionalism and credibility. - It must clearly communicate the primary message of "Now Hiring", along with any other essential details. - The design should be suitable for both print and online distribution. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proven experience in designing professional business flyers or similar promotional materials. - A k...

I'm in need of a professional creative writer who can craft engaging non-fiction narratives aimed at children. Key Requirements: - The content should be tailored for children - The writing should be creative and engaging - Strong adherence to non-fiction principles Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creative writing, particularly for children - Background in non-fiction writing is a plus - Strong understanding of child psychology and reading comprehension - Ability to craft engaging and educational content Please provide some samples of your work when applying.

I need a grant writer to locate and submit grant applications for a 501(c)3 organization. We focus on the cultural sector with a specific goal of promoting the arts and enabling film and documentary creation.

I'm in search of a talented Virtual Assistant who can help me with designing digital templates to sell on Etsy. The ideal candidate should have: - Proven experience with creating digital templates for platforms like Etsy. - Proficiency in Canva as the templates need to be compatible with this software. - A good sense of design and layout for the digital templates. I'm open to your creative input but I will provide you with guidance on the themes and styles I'm looking for. Your designs should be appealing to a general audience, as I am yet to define a specific target audience. I'm looking for a long-term collaboration if the initial work is successful. So, please provide examples of your previous work in your proposal.

I'm in need of a talented writer who can craft a compelling essay or paragraph to persuade a professional business audience. Key Requirements: - You must have a strong understanding of effective persuasive writing techniques. - Good knowledge of business terminology and marketing strategies is highly desired. - Experience in creating content that resonates with business professionals is a plus. The goal is not only to inform, but to convince the reader of a particular perspective or approach. I'm looking for someone who can deliver clear, concise and engaging content that can sway even the most skeptical of readers.

I need a content writer to create engaging and informative blog posts for my website. 3 blogs are required for my website. I will provide the website link. Each blog should be 1000 words. - The primary goal for these blog posts is to inform and educate the general public. - The ideal candidate should have experience in creating content that is both engaging and educational. - A background in SEO would be beneficial as I am looking to improve my website ranking. - Experience in creating content for a general audience is preferred.

I have a substantial amount of survey data, all neatly organized in a spreadsheet. I am looking for a professional with experience in descriptive statistical analysis to help me make sense of it. Key requirements are as follows: - Expertise in descriptive statistical analysis: You should be able to generate valuable insights from the data and present it in a clear and comprehensive manner. - Proficiency in working with survey data: You will be dealing with survey data, so experience in this particular field is highly preferred. - Familiarity with spreadsheet software: The data is in a spreadsheet format, so proficiency in software like Excel or Google Sheets is a must. Your primary objective will be to provide a detailed description of the data which includes calculating the cen...

...and attractive stickers. The stickers will be handed out to personnel on shutdown, so the design has to be professional and impactful. The stickers should implement the company's logo as a central theme. Your task will be digitizing and professionally interpreting my drawing into an attention-grabbing design suitable for a hard hat. The design should improve the overall aesthetic and promote a sense of unity amongst the team. Ideal skills and experience for this job: - Proficiency in graphic design platforms such as Adobe Illustrator. - Experience designing vinyl stickers. - Demonstrated ability to digitize and enhance hand-drawn designs. - Excellent communication for clear understanding and revisions. - Attention to detail to capture the essence of the company through t...

I'm in need of a professional writer, ideally with a solid understanding of law, to craft a settlement proposal for a contract and commercial business dispute which has been commenced in the business and property courts. - The primary focus of this proposal will be for negotiating a settlement with the opposing party involved in the dispute. - The ideal candidate will have previous experience in drafting similar legal documents and have a good grasp of legal jargon associated with contract disputes. - the ideal candidate should be good with numbers and calculating interest as I will be providing base numbers for them to work with and formulate a proposal with. - Your skills should extend to being persuasive, concise and informative for the opposing party to clearly understan...

I am seeking a writer who is well-versed in Australian residential construction for our undefined blog. The chosen candidate must have the versatility to offer a wide-ranging content. They should be able to: - Provide information about the sector - Showcase completed projects - showcase suppliers and products The target audience remains undefined and thus, quality content should cater to anyone, ranging from homeowners to contractors and architects. Finally, the content should cover variety such as: - Current home design trends - Product details and benefits - Essential maintenance tips for homeowners It's crucial you have knowledge of residential construction in Australia and a strong grasp on home improvement trends and advice. Succinct, engaging writing is expected.

...modern logo that captures the essence of our events. The logo should be cool, fun, and easily recognizable, reflecting both the aviation theme and the vibrant energy of techno and house music and include the name of the events 'De Luchthaven'. Design Requirements: Theme: The logo should incorporate an element or elements of aviation (e.g., airplanes, airport icons, flight symbols) and convey a sense of movement and excitement. The title of the event is "De Luchthaven", which should be incorporated in the logo. However the logo should also be simple and easily recognizable. Nothing too detailed. It needs to be simple to print on merchandise. Music Influence: It should also reflect the techno and house music scene, possibly through abstract elements, soundwa...

As a patient who had to undergo brain surgery, I understand firsthand the anxiety and uncertainty that comes with this journey. I am seeking a skillful writer to help me create a detailed guide that will assist fellow patients in preparing for this major procedure. Key Points to Cover: - Process Explanation: Clarify the stages and details of brain surgery. - Preparation Guidelines: Guidance on what needs to be done before the operation, what to expect, what to prepare, who to speak to, processing emotions - Expectation Management: A comprehensive understanding of what to anticipate post surgery. - guide for caregiver / family: What to expect and how they can assist - Mix of Medical Advice and Personal Stories: The guide should blend medical advice with personal experiences to pr...

...elements to include: - Both the gifs must incorporate 'Logo A' and 'Logo B'. - The gifs should be in full color. - Text must be included. The specific texts will be provided. They should be visible throughout the entire gif. Ideal skills for the job: - Attention to detail will be important to ensure that logos and text are incorporated correctly and clearly. - Proficiency in making gifs. - A sense of humor and creativity. This task doesn't call for a stiff, formal design! - Prior experience in creating gifs for businesses would be beneficial. In your proposal, please provide examples of your past work, especially if it involves gif creation for businesses. I greatly value creativity and fulfilling the project guidelines, so demonstrate these traits in...

I'm in urgent need of a professional yet eye-catching logo to represent my business. - The design should be suitable for a corporate setting, reflecting a sense of reliability, trustworthiness, and professionalism. - I'm open to all color suggestions. Please feel free to suggest the best color combination for a corporate logo. - Time is of essence for me. If you have a portfolio that showcases your ability to create high-quality, quick turn-around logos, that would be a big plus. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven expertise in corporate logo design - Strong design and color theory skills - Ability to work quickly without compromising on quality is crucial

We are looking for an experienced writer to rewrite articles and make them more engaging and human-friendly. The articles will be provided, and your task will be to rephrase the content while maintaining the original meaning. The goal is to make the articles more readable and appealing to our target audience. Skills required: - Excellent command of the English language - Strong writing and editing skills - Ability to rephrase content effectively without losing the essence - Understanding of SEO practices This is a small project that can be completed within a short time frame. The ideal candidate should have a track record of delivering high-quality rewritten articles. If you are a creative writer who can add a personal touch to the content while main...

I'm looking for an expert digital artist who can alter an image to create a humorous bachelor party concept. Your task will be to perform face swapping and uniform modification to make it appear as if a particular person is donning JTAC gear. Key requirements: - Ability to select an appropriate photo for the edit - Proficiency in face swapping and image manipulation...gear. Key requirements: - Ability to select an appropriate photo for the edit - Proficiency in face swapping and image manipulation techniques - Experience in photo modification towards a military theme - Detail-oriented, ensuring the final photo appears professional Please note that it is a military-themed fun project, not intended for misuse. I encourage photoshop experts with a good sense of humour...

I'm seeking a seasoned CV writer that can help craft an engaging and professional CV that’s aimed at the project management field. Content specifics and requirements: - The CV needs to be produced in English language. - The final output should be in both WORD and PDF format. - Transfer and highlight my key achievements and skills in project management effectively. The ideal candidate for this task should have: - Prior experience in creating CVs for professionals in the project management field. - Excellent English writing and editing skills. - An understanding of the project management industry and its key requirements. Your task will be deemed successful if the CV aligns well with project management career aspirations and exhibits linguistic proficiency.

I'm looking for a graphic designer who can create an engaging, modern styled CD jacket design. Key elements that need to be included: - Band's photo - Logo - Abstract art The primary color scheme will be cool colors, such as blue, green and purple. Essential skills for this project include a strong sense and understanding of modern design, ability to work with photos and logos, and a creative eye for incorporating abstract art. You'll need to be able to harmoniously blend these elements within a cool color palette. Previous experience designing CD jackets or similar would be fantastic. I need my CD jacket designed. I have included an example of what I am looking for with measurements and everything. I want it designed with 2 inserts so I can insert ...

I am in need of a research paper writer who is well-versed in the field of public health and specifically, epidemiology. I need an original research paper, not a literature review or case study. Key Requirements: - Strong background in epidemiology and public health - Skilled in working with mixed-method data - Capable of producing high-quality, original research papers Please provide relevant experience or sample works in your proposal.

I am in search of a talented graphic designer to create a modern logo for my business. The chosen style should be bold and utilize bright, vibrant colors such as reds, blues, and yellows. Key Project Requirements: - Ability to translate my brand values into a distinct and attractive logo. - Proficiency in modern graphic design techniques. - Strong sense of color theory, particularly with bold, bright hues. - Prior experience in logo design is essential. Your portfolio demonstrating similar past work will be highly regarded. Looking forward to your innovative design ideas.

I'm seeking a skilled legal writer who can work across different areas of law, including corporate, intellectual property, and criminal law. The project includes drafting extensive contracts, conducting in-depth legal research, and crafting comprehensive legal briefs. The ideal professional for this role should have a strong grasp of legal terminology, exceptional research skills, and be able to deliver high-quality, detailed work that is 10 pages or more in length. Please provide a writing sample as well.

...for psychology and psychotherapy content. It can be a boy, a girl or a humanoid (an unidentified entity) It have to be in various presentations (several images) and with different movements (waving, reading a book, etc.) format: png Experience and skills required: * Proven expertise in Animation, Graphic Design and Web Design * Proficiency in creating engaging, interactive web elements * A keen sense of aesthetics, particularly regarding blend of o, instagram posts and website. The figure must be designed with a simple style and pastel colors to fit the aesthetics of diferent posts. Primary tasks for the project include: * Conceptualizing and designing a unique animated character * Creating captivating scenarios for the protagonist within a dream-like environment (such as a sta...

I'm launching a new enterprise where I merge my skills as a professional oil trader with my distinct fashion sense. I am targeting other industry professionals in this space, looking to create a personal brand that imbues business excellence with style. Ideally, freelancers interested in this project should: - Showcase past work, especially related to branding and fashion - Experience with the oil industry would be beneficial - A flair for creating engaging personal brand identities - Proficiency in creating targeted content for a professional audience within the oil industry Your flair, industry knowledge, creativity, and past body of work will be critical deciding factors. Can't wait to start building this unique personal brand with you.

I'm in need of an experienced content writer who can provide valuable articles for my real estate-based magazine. The articles should be: - Attractive to real estate investors - Accessible to both professionals and laypeople. The ideal candidate should have a strong understanding of the real estate industry, with prior experience writing for publications of a similar nature. This role would require someone who can research and write engaging and informative content that appeals to investors. A keen eye for industry trends and an understanding of the technical aspects of real estate would be a huge plus. If you can fulfill these requirements and more, I'd love to hear from you.

I'm in need of a writer to write projects around healthcare Key Requirements: - Good writing and research skills - Proficiency in research methodologies and data analysis - Strong academic writing skills I'm looking for someone who can deliver: - A comprehensive and coherent research - A well-cited and referenced final piece of work

I'm looking for a professional writer to craft a research paper on education, specifically targeted at an elementary school audience. Key points: - The research paper should be engaging and appropriate for children in the elementary school age range - The paper should cover educational concepts and trends, possibly with a focus on innovative teaching methods or the importance of early education in today's world Ideal skills and experience: - Proven experience in writing for children or educational materials - Strong research and analytical skills - Familiarity with elementary school curriculum Looking forward to bids from freelancers who can create an informative and captivating research paper for young students.

I'm seeking a content writer with a deep understanding of Russian history, specifically the Soviet era. The main focus of this project is to conduct an in-depth research on the political climate during that time. Key Requirements: - Expertise in Russian History: Profound knowledge of the Soviet era is crucial for this project. - Research Skills: Ability to gather and analyze historical data accurately and efficiently. - Writing Skills: Proficient in creating engaging and informative content. The end deliverable will be a comprehensive research piece that sheds light on the political dynamics of the Soviet era. This research will be utilized as content for a radio program. If you have the necessary expertise and are passionate about Soviet history, I'd like to hear from ...

I'm looking for a skilled logo designer to create a vintage and classic style logo for my Ebay store "Just Chad Sportscards". The logo should primarily incorporate the colors red and white. Key Requirements: - A vintage and classic design style: I'm looking for a logo that embodies a sense of timelessness and quality, fitting for a collectibles store. - Incorporation of Red and White: The primary colors in the logo should be red and white. These colors are important for brand recognition and must be well balanced within the design. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of designing successful, vintage style logos - Proficiency in working with limited color palettes - Experience with branding and logo design for E-commerce platforms would be a plus...

...welcomed to suggest any combinations or variations you believe would work best. - Style: Since there is no specific style or design element as such, I would appreciate it if you propose and reflect your own creative flair in the designs. However, please keep it aligned with the professional and sophisticated tone of business. Ideal Candidate: You should have experience in logo design and a good sense for engaging, brand-reflective graphics. A background in property management branding may prove advantageous but is not essential. Please bear in mind the urgency of this project. I am expecting a quick turnaround time on this, so your ability to work swiftly and efficiently without compromising on quality will be appreciated greatly. Property management by floor involves managin...

I need a proficient English speaking writer to help me with my ECHR application form. This is a writing and proofreading task. The ECHR application is a crucial legal document and hence, it's important to make sure it's error-free to the best of my ability. I'm well-versed with the process and have already filled in most of the form, I just need someone to review it for grammar and clarity. Key responsibilities include: - Re writing the - Proofreading the ECHR application form. - Ensuring the language is clear and concise. - Correcting any grammatical errors. Skills required: - Proficient in English writing. - Familiarity with legal/ formal language. - Detail-oriented with excellent proofreading skills. - Strong working knowledge of the ECHR application process....

I would like to see a logo created that is on brand with our other logos but makes sense for what this is for which is joining a network of women in business that will help each other rise. You can look up Dining Divas to get other ideas. I want a logo that represents networking with other women or like home tribe but that also has a great feminine vibe on brand with what we already have.

I'm seeking a technical writer to produce a comprehensive instruction manual for a UV Analyzer System. The audience is intermediate users, therefore the manual should be detailed yet easy to comprehend. Tasks to be covered: - Installation and setup - Operation and controls - Troubleshooting and maintenance The ideal freelancer for this project should have: - Knowledge of UV Analyzer Systems - Experience in producing technical instruction manuals - Ability to translate complex information into user-friendly content. Note there is an old legacy manual we have that can be modified and there is technical support with the performance characteristics

I'm seeking a talented writer to pen a mystery short story for a radio project. The ideal candidate should have the following skills and experience: - Proficiency in writing mystery genre, preferably with some experience in writing for radio. - Ability to craft a compelling short story within the 7,500 word limit. - Capable of creating an engaging, mysterious and puzzling tone throughout the narrative.

I am seeking an experienced grant writer to facilitate the process of acquiring research funding (see ). I am concentrating on technology research, particularly in the domain of renewable energy. Therefore, a fundamental understanding of this sector would be beneficial. Key responsibilities include crafting a compelling narrative for the grant application that showcases: - the importance of our research, - the potential impact on the renewable energy industry, and - how the funds would be utilised for maximum effect. The ideal candidate will have a proven record in securing grants within the technological research field, and a comprehension of renewable energy is crucial. Exceptional writing skills, a detail-oriented approach

I'm seeking a skilled and experienced content writer to handle our social media and direct email content needs. The ideal candidate will have a strong understanding of the environmental services and engineering industry. Key Responsibilities: - Creating daily LinkedIn posts with a focus on lead generation. - Crafting twice-weekly direct email posts. Content Focus: - The content should primarily focus on topics such as Natural Resources, Permitting, Environmental Due Diligence, and Remediation. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of creating engaging and effective social media and email content. - Comprehensive knowledge of the environmental industry. - Experience with LinkedIn content creation and lead generation. - Excellent writing and communication skills. ...

Brand Identity and Logo Design for 'Purely Personal' We are looking for a creative and skilled designer to help us develop a unique brand identity for our fashion brand, 'Purely Personal.' The design should be clean, elegant, and easily recognizable, featuring a minimalist logo that incorporates a Himalayan blue sheep and using triangles to convey a sense of individuality and connection. Project Requirements: Logo Design: Create a minimalist logo that includes an abstract representation of a Himalayan blue sheep. Color Palette: Use the specified color palette to ensure a cohesive and professional look: #3A0360 #6622BD #7063BF #D5CEFF Versatile Branding: The logo should be suitable for various platforms and branding materials, such as business cards, clothing t...

I'm in need of a unique and professional logo that incorporates the color scheme of blue, red, and black. Key Elements: - The logo should balance the use of text with a possible image or symbol, ideally representing a sense of professionalism and trustworthiness. - The design should be clean and versatile, suitable for use on various mediums including digital and print. Ideal Freelancer: - Experienced in logo design, especially with a strong grasp of color theory. - Ability to create visually appealing logos that communicate a sense of professionalism and trustworthiness. - Strong communication skills to understand and incorporate my specific requirements.

I'm in need of a skilled native Portuguese writer to assist with producing content for my technology-focused website and social media channels. Key Responsibilities: - Crafting engaging and informative blog posts, website copy, and social media content. - Ensuring that all content is written in a professional and clear manner, with a focus on the technology sector. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Must be a native Portuguese speaker with excellent writing skills. - Prior experience in writing technology-related content. - Ability to produce engaging and informative content in an informative and professional tone. Please provide samples of your previous work in a similar domain when applying.

I'm in need of a content writer to help me craft informative content for my website, targeting professionals specifically. Key Requirements: - Experience in writing for the web, specifically website content - Ability to create content that is informative and engaging - Understanding of how to tailor content to a professional audience Please provide samples of previous work, particularly in a similar context, when applying.

...entire image needs to be recreated but crucially the orange elements represent products our company manufactures. These orange elements need to be highlighted in a distinct way, by incorporating unique textures or patterns. Or lowering the opacity of other elements making our manufactured pieces stand out. I see this as a key aspect of the project, so I'm looking for a designer who has a strong sense of creativity and can really bring these elements to life. It's essential that you utilise your creativity to match this updated graphic with other graphics we have. The aim is to maintain consistency in design, style, and quality throughout. Key requirements: - Recreate an illustration in a minimalistic style - Emphasise the orange elements of the original design throug...