Need writer for PHP Basics course

I need someone to write a simple PHP Basics course for me in html format. This "course" should be just basics and 1 to 2 pages long. ## Deliverables I need someone that can write me a lesson for an internet course on "PHP Basics". This lesson/course: - must be written in perfect English - written in your own original words (not a copy of somone else). You can use another eBook or e-course to get your ideas, but it must be written in your own original words so that I can use it in my online course - must be in basic HTML format - must include plenty of screen shots -? must explain in easy to understand (layman's) terms Please do NOT bid unless you are a good writer that is fluent in the English language and have a creative writing style. You can be a little "loose" with your writing (funny, sarcastic, etc.)...it doesn't have to be "uptight" or super professional. Here is an example of how this course will go: Ok, so what is PHP? PHP is basically like an advanced form of HTML. If you don't know what HTML is, you should probably go back and read that lesson first. HTML is "static" or "flat"....blah blah blah. PHP is "dynamic" or "interactive"...blah blah blah. PHP is like templates inside of templates inside of templates. In HTML you would have to change every single page...in PHP you would just change 1 template and it will show correctly on all pages....blah blah blah. Here are some basic functions of PHP.... That is the flow and tone of how I would like this to be.