Create 1000 xmas questions

I'm doing a family christmas quiz game and need 1000 questions and answers. The questions will be multiple choice and 4 different answers are needed. Would prefer the answers to have a bit of humour about them but it's not that important. The questions must be christmas related. 300 of the questions will be for children (easy) and the other 700 for adults (harder). They can range from cooking to popmusic to movies as long as they relate to christmas and are of course 100% correct. The format I'll probably want them in is - defdata "Which is not one of Santa's reindeer?" defdata "*Randal", "Comet", "Rudolph", "Blizzard" First line is the question - around 60chars max. Second line contains the 4 answers. The correct answer must appear first with an asterisk ' * ' like the example above. I'd prefer a linebreak after each question / answers group so it's easy for me to go through and check them. Best way to do this is just to copy paste template lines like so - defdata "" defdata "*", "", "", "" <space here> defdata "" and so on.. This is just an example and the format may change a little while bidding goes on. I'll keep you informed. I doubt it will change though.. just stating that just in case. My budget for this is no more than £20. I will of course go with the cheapest unless you can tease me with something special like a sample question or 2 with good xmas humour for example. I honestly don't care how you attain these questions/answers just as long as you change the text if ripped from somewhere else. I do know how to use google and will search. Any I find that exactly matches somewhere else, that'll be an extra one for you to redo. Also, you need to have excellent English and good spelling. I don't want to go through correcting 100s of spelling mistakes. I have enough to do ;) Also, please tell me how long it'll take you to do all 1000 questions and answers. Do a good job and you'll be first on my list when I do a non-xmas version of the game between January and March. The payment will be better too. You will of course get credits in the game and a free copy when it's finished. One last thing... please add the following in your bid description so I know you've at least read what I wrote... "Not long until XMAS eh!" Failure to do that will show me that you ignored what I wrote so I'll return the favour and ignore your bid completely. Thanks for your time and interest and I look forward to working with you. Payment upon completion. Let the bidding begin...!