Need a magento, php and mysqli expert

Hi I am a working professional. I am looking for an expert in Magento, php and mysql/mysqli who can guide/help/train me in building an e-commerce website from scratch. Please note that it will mostly go through training kind of sessions. Please bid if you are interested to give training. Should have good practical in depth experience in below. 1. Customizing Magento Extensions And Integration to any version of Magento. 2. Magento Template Customization and Design 3. Online Store Development using Magento 4. Magento Integration with Shipping Methods Like UPS And Fedex. 5. Search Engine Optimization for Online Store using Magento 6. Magento Integration with Online Sales Platforms Like Ebay, Amazon And Facebook Stores 7. Magento Integration With Networking Platforms Like Facebook And Twitter. 8. Magento Integration With Payment Gateways Like Authorize, Paypal, moneybookers etc ... 9. Magento Integration With Blogs, Gallery And Slider. 10. Creation of multiple websites and stores on a single Magento application 11. Cron jobs to auto update the prices 12. Uploading products through CSV files We need to start immediately. Please apply only experts in Magento, php and mysql/mysqli and a;so if you can start immediately. Thanks in advance ... Venkat