PHP expert needed [permanent position]

I need someone who can work for me on a wide variety of tasks, most of which involve advanced php programming for my custom php scripts. You must also have knowledge of RSS, RSS parsers and using RSS in php commercial scripts and applications. Please only bid if you are really very advanced in php and solid knowledge about all aspects of RSS and using RSS in PHP. You must also be well versed in web design, css, and some graphic design will be a bonus. Candidates with experience in databases and other programing languages will be a major advantage. I don't mind where you are from as long as you have VERY GOOD ENGLISH. This will be a permanent position where by i will need you available every day (most days). I will need you to inform me of when you are going to be online and offline some time in advance an I will need a contact number to call you for emergancy work The perfect candidate will spend alot of time online, and available on instant messenger for quick tasks. I will have work for you quite often but It won't be every single day, but i would like it if you are online alot! I don't mid you working on other projects but if i have urgent tasks i will expect them done right away. longer tasks i will give more notice for so you can make time in your schedule. Tasks will include but will not be limited to: - modifying and updating my existing php script products. - creating new php scripts from scratch - troubleshooting php errors on my customers installed scripts and finding universal solutions - providing customer support to my customers using my live customer support client (you will be paid per problem solved) - doing anything I don't have time for! !!!! (COPY AND PASTED GENERIC BIDS WILL BE DELETED AND IGNORED!) !!!! also bids that do no contain the following information will be ignored. please provide the following details in your bid: 1) name 2) location (city, country) 3) timezone (I am GMT+0 London) 4) availability (days per week and hours per day) 5) messenger programs used 7) years experience 8) your PHP knowledge level (novice, advanced, expert) 9) first (native) language 10) any additional information about you or your working life that will help in my decision 11) any references or examples of previous work 12) your hourly rate or job rate payment for this on going position will be by means of GAF escrow only! You will be required to sign an NDA (non disclosure agreement) I REPEAT THE FOLLOWING: ONLY BID IF YOUR ENGLISH IS VERY GOOD! ONLY BID IF YOU ARE ADVANCED IN PHP! ONLY BID IF YOU ARE AVAILABLE FOR MANY HOURS EVERYDAY (MOST DAYS)! ONLY BID IF YOU HAVE HIGH STANDARDS IN YOUR WORK AND YOUR COMMUNICATION! ONLY BID IF YOU ARE PROFESSIONAL, FRIENDLY AND ARE ABLE TO WORK AS PART OF A TEAM.